husband and wife

Wife: Jaanu batao tum mujhse kitna pyar karte ho?
Husband: bohat zyada
Wife: phir bhi kitna?
Husband: itna ke dil chah raha hai ke tumhari jaisi ek aur le aaun..
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Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi..
Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho.. Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi..
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Million copies of a New book sold in just 2 days due to typing error in Title i.e.
"An idea can change your WIFE (LIFE)"
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Height of Female shakkk!
Shohar: Mein tumhare sath 1000 saal rahunga or pyaar karunga.!
Biwi: Uske baaad kahan munh maarne ka iraada hai?
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Wife: Main maike ja rahi hoon, talaaq ka notice bhej dungi!
Husband: Ja ja, meethi meethi baatein kar ke khush karne ki koshish mat kar..
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HUSBAND: Kal mere khwaab mein 1 ladki aayi thi. Wah kya ladki thi!
WIFE: Akeli aayi hogi?
HUSBAND: Tumko kaise pata?
WIFE: Uska husband mere khwaab mein aaya tha.. lolz lolz